ВСЁ НА ЛИЦЕ!

This is the look that can destroy a Viagra-powered erection halfway across the Continent.

This is the look that launched a thousand decisions to join the priesthood.

This is the look that curdled the semen in the testicles of the photographer who took it.

If emasculation took a selfie... This is it.

This is the picture that hangs above the fireplace in Satan's living room.

"IMAGINE LOOKING AT THIS FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS ON TV EVERY DAY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!!"